LR Logistical Mayhem

First off i would like to tell all , logistics is not a Problem as many may think its just another OBSTACLE they if you overcome will make that issue that much more glorious .

ex. You tongue down a hot chick in a club that just took you an hour to get into because its a private party . Wont your night feel that much more special if you decide to overcome the fact that your not invited to the fuckin party anyway. Thus you add in swapping spit with an absolute random hot chick makes it that much better.

So for all you people that rationalize with yourself and decide you cant do Anything because of a logistical issue need to smack the shit out of yourself once these thoughts occur.


so im stuck in Hell Paso. Yes El Paso on the border of New Mexico and Texas and it is literatlly NOTHING OUT HERE . To make shit worst im deeper in El Paso at a place called Camp Mcgregor .... Hmm

Camp Mcgregor is about 3/4s of a mile wide not including the ranges surrounding the base. The surrounding area to the base you ask ??? Sand , sand , and more sand . Yes people I am months away from Iraq and they send me to a Mob that resembles such . The nearest facility to the base is a County Jail . Its a 40 minute drive to the nearest "civilian occupied area". Other than that were so far out that cell phone service is basically rare unless you find a hot spot somewhere . Also I have the 1st sgt and company commander that sleeps at the end of the hall in my barracks . And we have 6 man rooms so basically i just consider alll this is a real bad obstacle that is difficult but not impossible .

So now lets start with the LR/FR

About once a week we are allowed the time to take the bus about 40 minutes to the nearest base for a few hours each time . There is no peacocking im in fuckin uniform like every other person that walks in and out of this shopping area daily . Whats the easiest way to stand out in a crowd where everyone ears the same attire ???? Body language !!! I walk thru the PX like a fucking SGM or Hi ranking officer as if i can are less who the fuck everyone else is .... notice and pay attention to me . As i patrol this land of oppurtunity i felt i would have to LOWER my standards to get a fucking lay . Luckily as i walk into the PX i see this 8 (thank god !!!!) walk past and catch my eye . Hmm i walk over to her section and catch her glancing over at me so I approach

Sin: Whoa if I knew Texas had females as sexy as you .... I would've visited a long time ago ...
Hb: Oh really lol thankz
Sin: H,, Im new here and im ready to shoot a hole in my radio with this trash on the radio ... help me choose a CD ..

I drag her over to the cd section ( mind you shes on the clock working ). We talk alittle about music , i joke about how horrible these artist sound on the radio . Then we get into the topic of clubbin and she tells me she wants to take me with her one day . I get her number and just as im going to leave

Hb: I dont even know why i gave you my number , you probably wont even call me ...


Hmm self esteem issues ??? A female in NY would never say that because shes used to guys hitting on her all the time . But maybe the guys here are to chode to even approach her

Sin: Dont worry I usually pay attention to what catched MY attention .... I'll txt you later.

I walk around more flirt with a few workers . I then catch another 8 watching me from afar . I approach her

Hb: do you want to sample this new lotion by blah blah blah
Sin: Umm only if it comes with your number and you taken me on a date
hb: lol im sorry , blah bla blah
Sin: your cute whats your name ?

Break down her frame suck her into mine . Glorious
everything is going well until she tells me that shes engaged and her husbands in Iraq. I dont do married chicks , so we spoke a little more and i left , all these females in this world i will not lower myself to fuck the wife of a deployed soldier (unless she throws it at me ).

next female is a cute Air Force chick in the Chow Hall . 100 guys staring yet no one man enough to approach ( AA??? haha) . Shes talking to a male friend of hers and i pull up a seat .


Sin: ummm
hb: yes
Sin: your adorable , plus that accent is so country your from Tennessee right
hb: yea blah blah blah
Sin: I can tell that accent is a big turn on , and you look athletic how come i dont see you at the gym ?

Her friend is locked out of convo so I bring him back into the convo to kinda of ease the tension in both of them . He's cool she seems interested , I grab her number and promise to speak to her that night . As im leaving alot of people who were scared to approach her now seen her as something that maybe they can fuck . Me and her had a beautiful convo with a promise to hook up soon and chill , Next day i hit her up no response ?

Then someone that was there comes to me and mentions her so im guessing someone went to her and kinda shitted on me. Probably said how im a player or something . So now she ignores me .... but it doesnt matter bcuz two of her friends from the AF are feeling me .

Another female in a store by my barracks , cute but her bodys not as good as i like ( no ass ) . Get her number in 5 mins

Sin : How adventorus are you ?
hb: very ... why ?
Sin: So how about 1 day .... you get a car and come kidnapp me , maybe turn me into a sex slave of yours and bring me back b4 they notice i was missing
hb: owwwww your bad lol


at this time her cheeks are almost completly red ... i tell her ill call her later and leave . There were alot of people also there that noticed this and now theres a rumor going arounf that i fucked her . Yet I havent even called her yet .


There a few more but its time to get into the LR

My homeboy has this chick he knows in Texas . He tells her im down here and i get her number and start talking to her . Project Sexual state early and this chick is litteratly smothering me to see her the same night . I give her the address and it ends up leading her to another base where the mail goes (fuck) . So after an hour of being loss i tell her ill look it up on the map and get back to her with the directions .


We find out that its an hour away from her ( whoa ) but of course im Sincere so a few words of encouragment and she tells me she'll come . My next day free she comes at 6 and has to wait about 2 hours til 8 oclock to see me .


We drive around for a few looking for a spot to park and cant find any , So we park in front of a MP station ( Military Police Station) . She has no tint's O well .

5 mins into parking im kissing her neck paranoid ass hell from the patrolling MP roving guard and the convoy that the other unit has patrolling the base .

15 mins later shes naked as fuck and im giving her some of the best back seat sex of her life in the backseat of her mothers 2008 Ford Fusion ( sorry moms )

Time of glory

on the way out of the car with the windows fogged two guys from my unit see me ( o well)